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Kigs ([personal profile] kigs) wrote2005-05-27 03:48 pm

An odd addiction

Perhaps no one answered my silly questions as a child, or perhaps I grew up secluded and secretive; but, for some odd reason, I have never been able to turn down a game of 20 questions.

Further more, upon stumping someone at 20 questions, I suddenly feel as if I've accomplished something significant. The sun will shine, angels will sing, then my heart will beat triumphant palpitations until it feels ready to burst with joy. Then, once a dumb smile has firmly planted itself across my face, I will bounce happily once or twice before moving on to ANOTHER game of 20 questions.

Complicating this addiction is the fact that [livejournal.com profile] illucian just posted a Darth Vader 20 questions game. I've been sitting here drooling on my laptop's keyboard as Vader tosses insults at me and makes menacing hand gestures. My favorite part of this flash game is when Vader wins and and says things like, "Who's your father?". I keep expecting him to pull out Count Duku's old Light Sabre cane and strut around with women draped over him and a big floofy feather coming out of his helmet.

~Kigs
P.S.:
Apparently, this game is hosted by Burger King. o_0
Between the acquisition of their new Mascot, and their apparent affiliation with the Dark Side of the Force, I think Burger King is looking to become the most evil entity in the universe. (Nevermind the grease-filled death burgers)

[identity profile] mazuli.livejournal.com 2005-05-27 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
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Pimp Vader?

[identity profile] paka.livejournal.com 2005-05-27 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Obi-Wan never told you. I am your mack daddy!"
"Never, muthaf*cka."
*slow motion kung fu fight sequence.*
"The Fro is strong in you! Join me, and we shall rule the galaxy as father and son."

[identity profile] porsupah.livejournal.com 2005-05-27 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
(Just passing through, never mind me :)

I noticed this just now on BoingBoing, and it seemed fitting for the occasion:

'Bre Pettis says, "Mr. Miller, a fellow teacher, asked his students to come up with puns around the concept of 'Darth Tater.' The results have had me chuckling all day."
# "Luke, I am your farmer"
# "Trust your peelings"
# "Luke Frywalker"
# "If only you knew the power of the deep fried"
# "Luke, I have drained you well"'

[identity profile] wiltekirra.livejournal.com 2005-05-27 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHA. Darth Vader is no match for GLUE.
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[identity profile] kigeni.livejournal.com 2005-05-31 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
CREEPY!!
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[identity profile] kigeni.livejournal.com 2005-05-31 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*chuckle*
Puns are an underappreciated form of humor :)
~Kigs
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[identity profile] kigeni.livejournal.com 2005-05-31 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see Darth Vader take on a greasy burger and fries.
~Kigs

[identity profile] wiltekirra.livejournal.com 2005-05-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I imagine the burger would be a challenge to fit through the grate, but the fries would go through perfectly!

[identity profile] nicodemusrat.livejournal.com 2005-06-01 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it just me or is that new BK guy the freakiest mascot ever?

There's a commercial where a guy wakes up in the morning, opens the blinds on his bedroom window, and the king is standing there looking at him, holding out a breakfast meal. Damn! Scarier than most horror movies!
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[identity profile] kigeni.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I would scream like a little girl and piss my pants, then cry myself back to sleep.
~Kigs