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Cubical Commando
Do not fuck with my office.
It is my territory.
I live here for most of my week.
It's like a very small, organized second home.
I get rather territorial about it.
I was happily devouring a taco today when a spider decided to do her best Mission Impossible impersonation and come down on a thread onto my remaining taco. Unwilling to relinquish my taco to the eight legged feind, I scoured my desk for a method to defeat the newfound foe.
Are there any napkins to crush it with? No
Are there any books to smash it with? No
Should I take off my shoe? No, I just had them polished.
Post it notes! Eureka!
Just as the spider is about to land on the unsuspecting taco, I grab the nearest stack of post it notes and take a couple off the top. I then proceed to flick a couple at the spider ninja-star style. To my surprise, one of the post-it notes hits the spider squarely in the abdomen and sends it flying across the room.
I let out a gutteral yell, leapt over my desk, and brought down the remaining stack of post-its on the critter, cleanly slicing it in half. Without missing a beat, I use one post-it to scoop its remains onto the remaining post-it note stack and then throw them all away.
Kigs 1
Spiders 0
Do not fuck with my office.
Truely,
~Kigs
PS:
Today is the 16th birthday of the first complete html webpage.
Happy Birthday, Internet!
It is my territory.
I live here for most of my week.
It's like a very small, organized second home.
I get rather territorial about it.
I was happily devouring a taco today when a spider decided to do her best Mission Impossible impersonation and come down on a thread onto my remaining taco. Unwilling to relinquish my taco to the eight legged feind, I scoured my desk for a method to defeat the newfound foe.
Are there any napkins to crush it with? No
Are there any books to smash it with? No
Should I take off my shoe? No, I just had them polished.
Post it notes! Eureka!
Just as the spider is about to land on the unsuspecting taco, I grab the nearest stack of post it notes and take a couple off the top. I then proceed to flick a couple at the spider ninja-star style. To my surprise, one of the post-it notes hits the spider squarely in the abdomen and sends it flying across the room.
I let out a gutteral yell, leapt over my desk, and brought down the remaining stack of post-its on the critter, cleanly slicing it in half. Without missing a beat, I use one post-it to scoop its remains onto the remaining post-it note stack and then throw them all away.
Kigs 1
Spiders 0
Do not fuck with my office.
Truely,
~Kigs
PS:
Today is the 16th birthday of the first complete html webpage.
Happy Birthday, Internet!
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I love spiders.
But the dramatic awesomeness of the event leaves me to appreciate this incredible series of feats.
Good show, man.
Also, more info on this birthday thing? I'm curious.
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Before, it felt hungry.
Now, it feels dead.
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With everyone one I devour I will grow stronger!
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What the fuck kind of theatre geek are you?
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Though, now that I think of it, is that a Tartaglia or a Jordan Gelber?
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http://slashdot.org/articles/06/11/13/2223208.shtml
It was relatively extremely awesome to be sitting at work reading slashdot, send a random text out to a few friends, and than later (still at work) read it on their LJ. hehehe
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I felt the need to spread the netlove.
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I have a bunch of rice points from that time I tried to tear off my muffler because I car sounded cooler.
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You're like the Ed Gein of arachnids. You beast.
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*squash*