Mail terrorists and a banana update

wraithofhell, I just wanted to let you know that I got the package. Thank you for shipping all the way from Queens, NY. You ROCK! You may also be pleased to know that they opened up and searched the box because they thought we were hiding illicit substances in it. No one trusts a package sent by a Chinese name to a Spanish/Indian name on the other end of the US. XD

A brief update on the status of the Wainright Banana:
The Sea Salts have effectively sucked all moisture from the banana peel. As a result, it has turned brown and crispy. Thankfully, despite the brown color, you can still read the signiture and it shows no signs of rotting. The next step, the polyeurothane coat, should be completed tonight. Soon, my mummified banana flesh will be framed and hung on my wall. Bwahahahaha!!

Now, to make myself a peanut butter, honey, and banana sammich. Then, I will bury myself in my philosophy book until class begins.
Whew, busy day today. Anyone in the area want to hang out later tonight?
~Kigs

PS:
I've been reduced to using Rave flyers as bookmarks for my textbooks. XD

Try not to read to deeply into this one

Oh, how I love the Onion.

The lovely article above states how "Evangilitical Scientists refute gravity with new "Intellegent Falling" theory".

According to Rev. Gabriel Burdett of Topeka, Kansas,

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down..."

I always knew god was holding me down. ;)
~Kigs

PS:
I do not hate religion. I just find this particular opinion amusing.