See Kigs Write

The last two days have been filled with a lot of time to think. Amongst the path of this mental marathon, I have made two amusing conclusions.

First off, I look like the manifestation of a fairy tale trickster. If someone where to ask me if I was related to any historical figures, I could easily claim lineage to the man who sold jack the magic beans, the man who sold the emperor his new clothes, and any number of other shady, yet oddly successful, business men.

Also, I have concluded that you can tell a lot about a man by what he purchases when he goes shopping. I waled up to the counter at Wal-Mart today and purchased the following items:
-Extra Pulpy Orange Juice
-A 2-foot long sub sammich
-An entire cooked chicken
-A wide assortment of higene products
-An FM Transmitter
-Twenty glowsticks

Take these as you will.
~Kigs