Yesterday around 5pm, I came down with a bad case of the munchies.
After scouring the cupboards, I managed to find an almost empty bag of wheat thins, some saltine crackers, and a can of cheese whiz.
Mind you, I havn't have cheeze whiz for as long as I can remember. That stuff scares the living shit out of me.
So I thought, "Oh, why not?". How bad can it be, right? I'm normally a health food nut, so I should be able to stray from my normal foods and have some cheeze whiz crackers without any negative consequences, right?
WRONG!!!
Shortly after devouring half a bag of cheeze-covered crackers, I fell into an unenergetic little clump of unhappiness. My energy was absolutely sapped from me and I was left sleepier than a narcaleptic reading Spinoza. Even today, I still feel like crap. I think that it's been SOOO long since I had those evil little bastards that my body no longer knows how to extract the nuitrients from processed cheese-flavored paste.
~Kigs
After scouring the cupboards, I managed to find an almost empty bag of wheat thins, some saltine crackers, and a can of cheese whiz.
Mind you, I havn't have cheeze whiz for as long as I can remember. That stuff scares the living shit out of me.
So I thought, "Oh, why not?". How bad can it be, right? I'm normally a health food nut, so I should be able to stray from my normal foods and have some cheeze whiz crackers without any negative consequences, right?
WRONG!!!
Shortly after devouring half a bag of cheeze-covered crackers, I fell into an unenergetic little clump of unhappiness. My energy was absolutely sapped from me and I was left sleepier than a narcaleptic reading Spinoza. Even today, I still feel like crap. I think that it's been SOOO long since I had those evil little bastards that my body no longer knows how to extract the nuitrients from processed cheese-flavored paste.
~Kigs