Irony, thy name is Kigs

Watched "Thank you for Smoking" today (Awesome movie)

Then, immidiately afterward, we all went out for Hookah.
*Takes a bow*
( Now, for a quick run down on my state of mind )

Ironically,
~Kigs

PS:

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There is: 1 person with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Toast Hat

This morning, I was running late for class.
In my half conscious state, I put the bread in the toaster and forgot about it while I got dressed. On my way out, I rediscovered this flavorless toast, but discovered that we were out of Jam.

Panick stricken and confused, I quickly rubbed some butter on the bread, sprinkled some sugar on it, and hopped on to my bike.

At this point, I realized that I do not have enough hands to steer, eat one peice of toast, and hold the other. At least as far as I know.

This is when genius struck

Without missing a beat, I thrust one sugary toast morsel into my mouth and placed the other one on top of my fedora (Hat. Think bad detective flick). Exhalted, I biked to class with one hand steering, one hand piloting the toast consumption, and the other peice of toast balancing atop my hat until I was ready for it.

Problem solving for a new era.
Proudly,
~Kigs