Since
malaikawolfcat and
airukitsu decided to make a spectacle of my problems, I'm posting this here publicly.
First to Mala,
I hate you.
Don't lie to the internet.
To Airu,
Story time!
Little known fact (This is true. I fucking swear):
My great grandfather was
Lazaro Cardenas, the former President of Mexico who was well known for oil trades, riding to meetings on his horse, and being the person who sold lower California to the United States.
My family is fairly well known down there. How is this a problem?
Thanks to Airu's public announcement that I am an illegal immigrant, I received an unsavory phone call this evening.
I am being deported.Thanks Airu. Bitch.
Truly,
Kigs