The sound of one soul selling

[kigs]

I try to keep my work life and my real life apart.
In fact, I like them to interact as little as possible.

This becomes difficult when friends decide to drop by and visit while I'm at work.
But, there's nothing more shocking than what happened today.

I went to the Hawaiian BBQ during my lunch break.
I was happily devouring a spam musubi when a little boy proudly pointed at me, turned to his mother, and proclaimed:

"Look ma! It's the Target man!!!

He then proceeded to hop up and down in his seat, wave at me, and cheerfully anounce,

Hello, Target Man!!! Are you where the cereal comes from?

There you have it, folks.
I'm officially the Target man.
I'm right up there with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.

Truely,
~Kigs

Comments

[draque.livejournal.com]

So do you ride around in your enchanted top-hat and deliver cereal to good little furries once per year?

[morganbatness.livejournal.com]

You're now an official bad-ass.

[stokerbramwell.livejournal.com]

Can I have some Captain Crunch?

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

...I need to draw this.

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

I wasn't an official bad ass before?

How the fuck does CEREAL suddenly make me a bad ass?!?!?!

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

You're been very, very bad this year.
*Cackles*

[acrothdragon.livejournal.com]

Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the target man
You never heard a sound
Like the target man
You’re bound to lose control
When the target man starts to jam

little twist on the Spinners Rubberband Man

[selasphorus.livejournal.com]

That is great. :D

[morganbatness.livejournal.com]

You have ascended. No longer are you bound by petty top-hats.

You now are the Almight Overlord of Cereals.

..You are..

Target Man.

[katiekatiepants.livejournal.com]

I mees you soo much!

Come up to Portland and visit!

[sanura.livejournal.com]

Foozle, it looks like my LA trip has been scrubbed, so I shan't encounter the Amazing Target Man this summer. I am deeply upset.

[mythos-amante.livejournal.com]

OOOOH TARGET MAN! Will you PLEASE bring me some cereal!? I have been EXTRA GOOD this year! REALLY I HAVE!!!

I only bit ONE person this year. Unless you count my brother.

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

I get a theme song? *beams with pride*

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

It's SOOOOOO far away! :(

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

Foiled again! :(

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

Brothers don't count.
Siblings are exempt from general morality.

[feraway2.livejournal.com]

Ya know...jorge... that might not be a bad concept to present to corporate as a commercial... just make sure you can get a cape.

;p

-B

[mythos-amante.livejournal.com]

YYYyaaaaaYYY!! OK then I've been good!

though it dawned on me that I don't have a brother. And I'm wondering who this strange bitten person in my house is now.

[justblieve.livejournal.com]

Yeah and visit me along the way.

And on a side note... you're not really cool until all the kids start saying "I want to be just like you when I grow up!"

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

Get me a gig in Oregon and I'll ...umm... go on tour or something.

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

I can't be the official target man.
I am not white.

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

HEY TESS!!
...you still need to vist.

[justblieve.livejournal.com]

It can be Kigeni Conquering the West Coast, brought to you by Malaria Productions, Inc.

All ticket sales are final

[mythos-amante.livejournal.com]

Naaaah aaaaaah! *I* have the free art! YOU come to ME! XD

*is evil*

Aw shucks, there goes my cereal. Target Man will only give me used-up pine-tree air fresheners and fry grease now. Poop!

But I should call, I guess. Maybe I'll buzz you tomorrow, during the day. buzz buzz!

[demonvaska.livejournal.com]

"No little girl, cereal comes from [Long winded explanation featuring all the reproductive parts of the human body, a chemical factory and several lubed weasels]!"

[gizmo-nine.livejournal.com]

just wait till Kage finds out...

[spunkywulf.livejournal.com]

That's kinda what I was wondering. And I always figured that the Easter Bunny kinda crapped out jellybeans and laid chocolate eggs. Does Kigs to the same with cereal?

[chlorophyta.livejournal.com]

*dies of lol*

You win the awesome Kigs. ^__^

[razzek.livejournal.com]

So it wasn't Santa Claus who exploded in my apartment Monday...it was you!

I base this conclusion on the fact that none of my boxes were wrapped. Of course, the horrible explosion could have unwrapped them...

I tried so hard to be good this year. I only murdered one pop star. And all I got from Target Man was a pile of boxes and no cereal. *sadfats*

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

You've lost me.
Is he a cereal fan?

[crowebasalt.livejournal.com]

you are so cool.

i get yelled at by hippies. "heyyy... you're the Cosmic Fish chick. you kicked me out for saying 'bong' yesterday. heyyy."

[gizmo-nine.livejournal.com]

He hates Target.
or as he put it "The guys who tore down my hotel"

If he hears YOU are "target man" ... well...
Watch the end of This

Think “what if I was a cracker”

[katiekatiepants.livejournal.com]

Jorge. You've always been up there with the Easter Bunny and Santa to me.

Even without the red shirt.

Love you!