The sound of one soul selling

[kigs]

I try to keep my work life and my real life apart.
In fact, I like them to interact as little as possible.

This becomes difficult when friends decide to drop by and visit while I'm at work.
But, there's nothing more shocking than what happened today.

I went to the Hawaiian BBQ during my lunch break.
I was happily devouring a spam musubi when a little boy proudly pointed at me, turned to his mother, and proclaimed:

"Look ma! It's the Target man!!!

He then proceeded to hop up and down in his seat, wave at me, and cheerfully anounce,

Hello, Target Man!!! Are you where the cereal comes from?

There you have it, folks.
I'm officially the Target man.
I'm right up there with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.

Truely,
~Kigs

Comments

[morganbatness.livejournal.com]

You're now an official bad-ass.

[kigeni.livejournal.com]

I wasn't an official bad ass before?

How the fuck does CEREAL suddenly make me a bad ass?!?!?!

[morganbatness.livejournal.com]

You have ascended. No longer are you bound by petty top-hats.

You now are the Almight Overlord of Cereals.

..You are..

Target Man.