The sound of one soul selling

[kigs]

I try to keep my work life and my real life apart.
In fact, I like them to interact as little as possible.

This becomes difficult when friends decide to drop by and visit while I'm at work.
But, there's nothing more shocking than what happened today.

I went to the Hawaiian BBQ during my lunch break.
I was happily devouring a spam musubi when a little boy proudly pointed at me, turned to his mother, and proclaimed:

"Look ma! It's the Target man!!!

He then proceeded to hop up and down in his seat, wave at me, and cheerfully anounce,

Hello, Target Man!!! Are you where the cereal comes from?

There you have it, folks.
I'm officially the Target man.
I'm right up there with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.

Truely,
~Kigs

Comments

[draque.livejournal.com]

So do you ride around in your enchanted top-hat and deliver cereal to good little furries once per year?

[morganbatness.livejournal.com]

You're now an official bad-ass.

[stokerbramwell.livejournal.com]

Can I have some Captain Crunch?

[acrothdragon.livejournal.com]

Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the target man
You never heard a sound
Like the target man
You’re bound to lose control
When the target man starts to jam

little twist on the Spinners Rubberband Man

[selasphorus.livejournal.com]

That is great. :D

[katiekatiepants.livejournal.com]

I mees you soo much!

Come up to Portland and visit!

[sanura.livejournal.com]

Foozle, it looks like my LA trip has been scrubbed, so I shan't encounter the Amazing Target Man this summer. I am deeply upset.

[mythos-amante.livejournal.com]

OOOOH TARGET MAN! Will you PLEASE bring me some cereal!? I have been EXTRA GOOD this year! REALLY I HAVE!!!

I only bit ONE person this year. Unless you count my brother.

[feraway2.livejournal.com]

Ya know...jorge... that might not be a bad concept to present to corporate as a commercial... just make sure you can get a cape.

;p

-B

[demonvaska.livejournal.com]

"No little girl, cereal comes from [Long winded explanation featuring all the reproductive parts of the human body, a chemical factory and several lubed weasels]!"

[gizmo-nine.livejournal.com]

just wait till Kage finds out...

[chlorophyta.livejournal.com]

*dies of lol*

You win the awesome Kigs. ^__^

[razzek.livejournal.com]

So it wasn't Santa Claus who exploded in my apartment Monday...it was you!

I base this conclusion on the fact that none of my boxes were wrapped. Of course, the horrible explosion could have unwrapped them...

I tried so hard to be good this year. I only murdered one pop star. And all I got from Target Man was a pile of boxes and no cereal. *sadfats*

[crowebasalt.livejournal.com]

you are so cool.

i get yelled at by hippies. "heyyy... you're the Cosmic Fish chick. you kicked me out for saying 'bong' yesterday. heyyy."

[katiekatiepants.livejournal.com]

Jorge. You've always been up there with the Easter Bunny and Santa to me.

Even without the red shirt.

Love you!