The sound of one soul selling
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kigsI try to keep my work life and my real life apart.
In fact, I like them to interact as little as possible.
This becomes difficult when friends decide to drop by and visit while I'm at work.
But, there's nothing more shocking than what happened today.
I went to the Hawaiian BBQ during my lunch break.
I was happily devouring a spam musubi when a little boy proudly pointed at me, turned to his mother, and proclaimed:
"Look ma! It's the Target man!!!
He then proceeded to hop up and down in his seat, wave at me, and cheerfully anounce,
Hello, Target Man!!! Are you where the cereal comes from?
There you have it, folks.
I'm officially the Target man.
I'm right up there with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.
Truely,
~Kigs
In fact, I like them to interact as little as possible.
This becomes difficult when friends decide to drop by and visit while I'm at work.
But, there's nothing more shocking than what happened today.
I went to the Hawaiian BBQ during my lunch break.
I was happily devouring a spam musubi when a little boy proudly pointed at me, turned to his mother, and proclaimed:
"Look ma! It's the Target man!!!
He then proceeded to hop up and down in his seat, wave at me, and cheerfully anounce,
Hello, Target Man!!! Are you where the cereal comes from?
There you have it, folks.
I'm officially the Target man.
I'm right up there with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.
Truely,
~Kigs
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Date: 2006-08-17 03:17 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-08-17 12:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 03:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 03:32 am (UTC)How the fuck does CEREAL suddenly make me a bad ass?!?!?!
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Date: 2006-08-17 03:43 am (UTC)You now are the Almight Overlord of Cereals.
..You are..
Target Man.
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Date: 2006-08-17 03:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 03:32 am (UTC)*Cackles*
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Date: 2006-08-17 03:38 am (UTC)For the target man
You never heard a sound
Like the target man
You’re bound to lose control
When the target man starts to jam
little twist on the Spinners Rubberband Man
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Date: 2006-08-17 06:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 03:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 04:42 am (UTC)Come up to Portland and visit!
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Date: 2006-08-17 06:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 06:29 am (UTC)And on a side note... you're not really cool until all the kids start saying "I want to be just like you when I grow up!"
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Date: 2006-08-17 06:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 06:42 am (UTC)All ticket sales are final
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Date: 2006-08-17 04:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 06:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 04:58 am (UTC)I only bit ONE person this year. Unless you count my brother.
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Date: 2006-08-17 06:18 am (UTC)Siblings are exempt from general morality.
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Date: 2006-08-17 06:26 am (UTC)though it dawned on me that I don't have a brother. And I'm wondering who this strange bitten person in my house is now.
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Date: 2006-08-17 06:34 am (UTC)...you still need to vist.
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Date: 2006-08-17 06:59 am (UTC)*is evil*
Aw shucks, there goes my cereal. Target Man will only give me used-up pine-tree air fresheners and fry grease now. Poop!
But I should call, I guess. Maybe I'll buzz you tomorrow, during the day. buzz buzz!
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Date: 2006-08-17 06:19 am (UTC);p
-B
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Date: 2006-08-17 06:33 am (UTC)I am not white.
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Date: 2006-08-17 09:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 12:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-17 02:31 pm (UTC)Is he a cereal fan?
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Date: 2006-08-17 06:28 pm (UTC)or as he put it "The guys who tore down my hotel"
If he hears YOU are "target man" ... well...
Watch the end of This
Think “what if I was a cracker”
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Date: 2006-08-17 01:32 pm (UTC)You win the awesome Kigs. ^__^
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Date: 2006-08-17 01:42 pm (UTC)I base this conclusion on the fact that none of my boxes were wrapped. Of course, the horrible explosion could have unwrapped them...
I tried so hard to be good this year. I only murdered one pop star. And all I got from Target Man was a pile of boxes and no cereal. *sadfats*
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Date: 2006-08-17 02:40 pm (UTC)i get yelled at by hippies. "heyyy... you're the Cosmic Fish chick. you kicked me out for saying 'bong' yesterday. heyyy."
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Date: 2006-08-18 07:27 am (UTC)Even without the red shirt.
Love you!