There are goblins in my house

I just woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of a loud crash!

Started, confused, and more than vaguely alarmed, I lept out of bed, grabbed the spear by my bedside (Don't ask) and ran outside to see what made the noise. After several tense minutes, I slowly crept back to my personal bathroom to wash my face off and start preparing for bed again. I walked in, haphazardly turned on the light, and nearly stepped on the shattered remains of my glass shower door.

WTF?!?!

Somehow, due to apparently NO probable reason, my glass shower door decided to crackle and break into a million peices of its own whim. The hell is going on in this house? Why is the world trying to keep me from sleeping?!?!
~Kigs

Morality check

I'm cleaning glass off the bathroom floor when I hear a large, loud vehicle park in front of our house.

Expecting someone to be here to inquire about the room for rent, I walk outside to find a large four door truck towing a motor home parked directly in front of the house. This thing is massive, and is easily concealing the entire front of the house.

A older woman, her son (I assume), and three dogs get out of the suburban assult vehicle. Confounded, I ask if they are here to see the room for rent. She shoots me a stink eye and replies that she is here to visit the guy around the corner. They have just arived from the mountains, and won't be here long.

So, I kindly ask them to move their vehicle to the side of our house so that it isn't blocking the address. I AM waiting for someone to see the room, and it will be a bit difficult if they are blocking most of our parking. Again, she replies that they will only be here a moment, and scurry around the corner.

A good while has gone by, and that monstrosity is still out front blocking our house and taking up almost all of our parking. If my roomates get here or if the man who is supposed to see the room arive, they will have trouble parking. Do I go down the street and ask them to move their vehicle again, or leave the truck ploped in front of the house for a bit more?
~Kigs

(Edit)
The monster has left the front of my house.