True story
Nov. 19th, 2006 11:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kigsI sleep with a spear by my bed.
I swear it.
One of those big ol balanced ones with the bulbous feathery red puff right below the tip.
One of these days, an unfortunate thief is going to break into my room.
When it happens, how am I going to explain to the police that there is a legitimate reason why there is a dead man in my living room with a spear in his chest?
No, really. Tell me.
I want to hear your suggestions.
Truely,
~Kigs
I swear it.
One of those big ol balanced ones with the bulbous feathery red puff right below the tip.
One of these days, an unfortunate thief is going to break into my room.
When it happens, how am I going to explain to the police that there is a legitimate reason why there is a dead man in my living room with a spear in his chest?
No, really. Tell me.
I want to hear your suggestions.
Truely,
~Kigs
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Date: 2006-11-20 07:12 am (UTC)I'm not sure whether to be scared of comforted :|
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Date: 2006-11-20 07:29 am (UTC)*shrugs*
pretty legitimate.
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Date: 2006-11-20 07:44 am (UTC)Self defence - reflexes, whatever. Just make sure you call 911 the second the body hits the floor.
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Date: 2006-11-20 08:18 am (UTC)Hee... I'm picturing that scene from Kill Bill 2 in Budd's trailer, where they're having difficulty unsheathing their swords in the available space.
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Date: 2006-11-20 08:22 am (UTC)A spear. A sword. A dagger.
...and a butter knife.
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Date: 2006-11-23 02:09 am (UTC)Clearly, your best course of action is to sleep with only the butter knife.
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Date: 2006-11-20 08:46 am (UTC)If they are in your house an you think they are going to hurt you...BE SURE YOU KILL THEM. If they're not dead, they will sue you. And probably win.
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Date: 2006-11-20 08:50 am (UTC)I used to sleep with a machete next to mine. The closest I've come to your situation was slicing my stepdad's hand open when he tried to wake me up O.o;
Be sure to tell the nice police folk 'zactly what happened and all that. :)
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Date: 2006-11-20 02:03 pm (UTC)I have a broadsword, two foot-long daggers, and a stout oak plank with a handle carved innit.
I think we're nuts! But....prepared nuts!
Like...um...roasted with green beans!
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Date: 2006-11-20 02:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 03:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 03:47 pm (UTC)Here in FL, all you need is that they entered your property uninvited, and the stabbing is AOK.
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Date: 2006-11-20 07:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 11:36 pm (UTC)I should being a sword to Florida and sleep with it by my resting couch.
...will I be able to get a sword through customs?
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Date: 2006-11-20 05:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 02:06 am (UTC)"GET OUT!"
"Is that.. a spear?! What the fuck!"
*stab!*